Marvellous answer

June 27, 2007

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,"Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, "So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? "

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…..

He said: "Try to do it when the engine is running ".

Taken from inethouse

Down the Twisted Lane

June 19, 2007

What the hell? Right here and now, I am still thinking of what I have done in the last few days. Regret? Crazy? Stupidity? Confusion? Whatever it is, they’ve sum into one conclusion. I have did what I thought best for me although for someone else it is not.

AAM Petronas Sprinta Malaysian Cub Prix Championship 2007 Round 5 was the biggest event last week. I withdrawed nad its the hardest decision I’ve made last week although I am selected as one of the top racers from Sarawak. Some asked my why, I just replied because of financial problem, since I raced on my own  pocket money. I didn’t look for sponsorship too but that does not weakened my spirit to race.
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I am lack of practise and my bike is not that ready to face the challenge. At the last days of practise I did went to the circuit but i didn’t practise because of machine problem. At the time I want to pick up my bike for the last practise session (where admitted), the engine was not assembled and the piston was still outside. Tyres? Yes I know I didn’t have money to buy it now for the race. I didn’t know the performance at all where these made me so frustrated with myself. I can’t afford at this time, really. Off course I had to blame myself, not my mechanic because I am the one playing.

Heard the event was so hot. Heard the event was so happening. I just came to see the finals. I went to Sri Aman for Pesta Benak on 16 June where the race starts that day. I feel nothing there … Sri Aman failed to give me ‘aman’ or peace. Instead I found ‘Jalan Buntu’ in Sri Aman. Funny huh? On the final race, I did see the championship, from outside. Wow … saw them race in the rain … very difficult, risky, dangerous. Many accidents occured.

Argh … !!! If I joined the race and ahhhhhh … if I win I thought I will get so busy and need to be serious in this arena. My jobs how? A lot of them waiting. I have spent half of this year’s weekends at the circuit. I should think of my friends problem too coz they’ve spent so much too. Surely, they will think I suck. Whatever.

This month’s salary is a bit difficult issue. The company’s having financial trouble and one of the staff made me have to stay away far from the office. Really stupia arr this problem. Settled this one so far…. however "sik kmk berani nampar orang, kmk main madah ajak".

Well, to the end …

I will race again. I realised that winning is not just to win. It’s in the heart. It’s forever. Winning is easy … but to always win is impossible.

A Seperah of Bricks

June 6, 2007

Look ma! Flying car with no wheels! But why that brick is there??? Another Debid Koperpil magic tricks?

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That’s was this early morning’s big surprise for my sister. One ’seperah’ of her sport-rims of her Kancil, along with the tyres has transformed into a ’seperah’ of white and red ‘batu bata’. Unfortunately, during the ‘transformation’ process, everybody was in Dreamland, the night was raining heavily and the alarm only activated after all the tyres has been successfully removed.

Police report was made in the morning but police came only to take photos. I thought there were a bit of CSI-like action such as finger print tracing? Just reports? I thought if police could investigate properly and professionally, with any evidence of this case could lead to solving other cases. *sigh* ‘Mun mok menyaman laju kali jak’. Jadi, this case just finish like that lah? [b]Thief still free out there and tyre considered lost.[/b] Perhaps this case is so common and happened almost everyday, so the police diraja took this as normal and no need to ’susah-susah’ do further action. Report is enough lorr~~~

As a result, my sister have to ‘cuti emergency’ for 1 day, and lost RM~1000 for the rims + RM2 for the police report + RM~700 for new tyres and rims.

Beware you sport rim owner out there. Your car will be next victim!

Also beware you (thief) out there! If I can catch you, you will be ULAM!