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Mirame, por favor

aqui estoy, con mi dolor

ella dio, un paso atras,

un adios , y no queda mas

bella, bella al amanecer

solo para mi…….

bella, belleza de mujer……

ella todo me lo dio,deseando a pie

con mi beso en mi papel, fue mi amiga y fue mi amor

conoci a mi interior, como bola de cristal

me alejo de todo mal, me dio su corazón……..

Me dejo, la soledad, a pleno sol, entendo mal

si la vez, alguna vez, dile que yo… le sigo amando

bella, bella al amanecer, aqui estoy tan mal tan solo

bella, belleza de mujer….

ella todo me lo dio,deseando a pie

con mi beso en mi papel, fue mi amiga y fue mi amor

conoci a mi interior, como bola de cristal

me alejo de todo mal, me dio su corazón……..

Bella, bella al amanecer

quiero que vuelva a mi…….

bella, belleza de mujer….

ella todo me lo dio,deseando a pie

con mi beso en mi papel, fue mi amiga y fue mi amor

conoci a mi interior, como bola de cristal

me alejo de todo mal, me dio su corazón……..

ella todo me lo dio,deseando a pie

con mi beso en mi papel, fue mi amiga y fue mi amor

conoci a mi interior, como bola de cristal

me alejo de todo mal, me dio su corazón……..

Mirame…………….

It’s the way she makes me feel.
It’s the only thing that’s real.
It’s the way she understands.
She’s my lover, she’s my friend.
And when I look into her eyes it’s the way I feel inside.
Like the man I want to be.
She’s all I ever need.

Bella (She’s All I’ve Ever Had) by Ricky Martin

From today’s IRC log. So lazy to edit back … if you are not interested, just skip.

<@jeopardise> aduh puas ati aku dah eh
<@jeopardise> Induk tikus paling dikehendaki baruk dibunuh ku tek dengan kejamnya di CyberTrex
<@jeopardise> kerugian kismis akibat perbuatan induk tikus tersebut dianggarkan sebanyak RM15 ringgit
<@jeopardise> berita tok ku mok muat lam pgx alu down seber
<@sHasHa_eRysHa> erk
<@tyco9> ahaha
<@tyco9> tedah
<@tyco9> kekeke
<@jeopardise> belom gik kos minyak wangi dan sabun sebab mok membersihkan sisa2 toksik tikus

Sekian berita daripada balai berita. Kembali ke angkasapuri…

Read this crazy shit!

Amat, Abu dan Budin Bontot & Buah??

Amat, Abu dan Budin tersesat di dalam hutan sewaktu memburu. Mereka kemudiannya ditangkap oleh sekumpulan orang asli yang merupakan cannibal. Sewaktu dihadapkan ke ketua puak cannibal, ketua puak mengatakan mereka tidak akan dijadikan sup dan dimakan jika mereka lepas ujian yang akan diberikan. Mereka dikehendaki pergi ke dalam hutan dan mencari 10 buah yang sama jenis. Lalu mereka pun pergi la ke dalam hutan bersama2 beberapa orang asli yang akan mempastikan mereka takkan lari.

Amat kembali dan membawa 10 biji buah epal. Ketua puak cannibal itu kemudiannya berkata "Kamu dikehendaki menyumbat kesemua buah2 tersebut kedalam lubang bontot kamu tanpa sebarang ekspressi diwajah kamu atau kamu akan dimakan!". Maka bermulalah sesi menyumbat buah epal ke dalam lubang bontot Amat, SATU!!! jerit semua orang-orang asli. Belum sempat epal kedua disumbat, Amat sudah menjerit kesakitan, lalu Amat diikat dan diletak dalam kawah besar untuk direbus jadi sup.

Abu pula kembali membawa 10 biji anggur. Ketua puak menerangkan perkara yang sama kepada Abu. Abu merasa takdelah susah mana. Dari jauh Amat mendengar orang-orang asli menjerit SATU!!! DUA!!!! TIGA!!! EMPAT!!! LIMA!!! ENAM!!! TUJUH!!! LAPAN!!!!, tiba-tiba Amat terdengar Abu ketawa terbahak-bahak. Beberapa minit kemudian Abu diletakkan bersebelahan Amat dalam kawah besar.

"Weiii yang ko gelak apehal???…ko dah nak lepas tadi dah!!" bentak Amat.

Abu jawab "takleh tahanla beb…tengah aku relax2 sumbat anggur tiba2 Budin balik bawak tembikai 10 bijik".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

Tijah ingin memutuskan perhubungan dengan boyfriend MAT SALLEH nya…. Dia tak sanggup bertemu muka, Lalu dia pun mengutus surat…

surat tu macam ni bunyinya….hehehehe:

Hi, my motive write this letter is to give know you something. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I have think about this very cook. I know i clap one hand only. Correctly, i have see you and she together at town with my eyes self. you always request apology back back. I don’t trust you again!!! My Friend speak you play three wood. New i know you correct correct play
three wood. so, i break off to pull my body from this love triangle.I know this result i pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me. so, i break off to go far from here. But i always love where also i live….Safe live……

from Yahoo mail

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By Andrea Coombes (from Marketwatch)

The reigning assumption among many Americans is that teenagers go directly from high school to college, but that’s not the way life always works.

Just 27% of Americans over age 25 hold bachelor’s degrees or higher, according to 2004 Census data. See the Census data.

These days, that lack of a college degree is likelier to mean a steep hit to earnings. "Increasingly, the days of blue-collar jobs that have lower educational and skill requirements but pay an outstanding wage are disappearing," said Jerry Rubin, vice president of Jobs for the Future, a nonprofit research group that works with foundations and federal and state agencies to create job training programs.

But lack of a college degree doesn’t have to mean slogging for a pittance in a dead-end job, according to a recent report by JFF.

The report details 16 jobs, all in growing industries, that pay more than $25,000 a year, are available to workers holding an associate’s degree or less, and don’t require a significant amount of previous work experience.

Those occupations include nursing, carpentry, bookkeeping, plumbers and electricians. (See full list below.)

"There’s no question that the payoff for a college degree is highly valuable and getting more valuable every year, [but] there are major occupations with large numbers of jobs going wanting that pay reasonably good wages, and are within reach of working adults that don’t yet have postsecondary education," Rubin said.

Some barriers to entry

But just because you don’t necessarily need a college degree doesn’t mean entry into these jobs is easy.

For instance, "registered nurse" tops the list of 16 jobs because it has the greatest number of projected annual job openings, but that job poses barriers for some lower-skilled entrants, including training programs that tend to be highly competitive and full-time.

"Registered nurse is certainly an excellent paying occupation and an occupation where there are tremendous shortages," Rubin said. But, he added, entry to the field usually requires at least three years of full-time study and "very, very strong math and science skills."

An alternative is to become a licensed practical nurse, another job on the list. Certification is often available through part-time training programs, making that occupation a more manageable entry point into the nursing field for those needing to support themselves and a family.

A similar caveat applies to the information-technology field, Rubin said, noting that IT personnel managers often seek applicants with on-the-job experience.

IT job-training programs that fail to include work experience or internship opportunities "are doing a disservice to the individuals trying to get into that industry," Rubin said. The JFF report is aimed at those who create job-training programs.

"Working people with limited skills and limited incomes don’t have the time or resources to go down the wrong path," he said. "It’s very important that any … training institution has a very fine-grained understanding of what employers are looking for."

There are few barriers into the field of "customer-service representative," but workers often don’t last long on the job because of "highly routinized work and a stressful emotional environment" from dealing with irate customers, according to the report.

For more details on the pros and cons of each of the occupations listed, read the full report. See the full report as a PDF document.

List of jobs

Together, the following 16 occupations are projected to create more than 700,000 new jobs nationally each year, according to JFF.

The jobs are ranked by annual projected job openings. For instance, the "registered nurse" category is forecast to create 110,119 new jobs annually, while it’s estimated there will be 20,511 new jobs for plumbers, pipefitters and steamfitters each year.

The dollar amount represents median earnings for each occupation, according to JFF.

   1. Registered nurse, $48,090
   2. Customer-service representative, $26,240
   3. Sales representative (in nontechnical wholesale and manufacturing), $42,730
   4. Truck driver, heavy and tractor-trailer, $33,210
   5. Maintenance and repair worker, general, $29,370
   6. Bookkeeping, accounting and auditing clerk, $27,380
   7. Executive secretary and administrative assistant, $33,410
   8. Secretary (not legal, medical and executive), $25,290
   9. Carpenter, $34,190
  10. Automotive-service technician and mechanic, $30,590
  11. Police and sheriff’s patrol officer, $42,270
  12. Licensed practical and licensed vocational nurse, $31,440
  13. Electrician, $41,390
  14. All other sales and related workers, $35,170
  15. Computer-support specialist, $39,100
  16. Plumber, pipefitter and steamfitter, $40,170

Note that the report uses national employment data. Local labor markets will vary.

512 MB

There are a few situations where having just 512 MB system memory in your
computer can be enough.

• If you run your games at low quality settings (small texture size) because
  you have an outdated CPU and graphics card, or because you prefer FPS over
  visual quality.
• If you only use one application at a time.
• If it is your grandmother’s computer.

If you are buying a new computer, even if it’s a laptop, opt for more than
512 MB - you will never regret it.

1 GB

Indeed, 1 GB of system memory will most likely be enough for the average user
and for people.

• It will allow you to play new games at their highest quality settings, given
  that you have an adequate processor and a powerful graphics solution.
• You won’t have to shut down non-critical applications when you want to play a game.
• You can (accidentally) press the Windows button while in a game without dying from a
  stroke during the seconds it takes to read Windows back into system memory from
  the swap file.
• If you go from 512 MB to 1 GB, you will notice the difference all the time.
  Starting up Photoshop while working with Word, an Internet browser, e-mail
  client and Acrobat Reader will go so much faster, and switching between the
  applications is a breeze.

2 GB

Still there are situations where more than 1 GB is what you want.

• If you are a professional user, you might need more than 1 GB for really
  heavy applications.
• If you intend to do heavy multitasking, especially if you have more than one
  CPU or CPU core. Running RAM intensive games such as World of Warcraft,
  downloading files via high speed FTP or encrypted protocols, Bittorrent or any
  P2P program; decompressing large archives and playing large size video files in
  a window or on second monitor all at the same time can max out your system
  memory pretty fast - if your CPU can handle it.

I think I am a 4GB user

Most pain in the low back (lumbosacral region) is triggered by
some combination of overuse, muscle strain, or injury to the muscles and
ligaments that support the spine. Many experts believe that over time, chronic
muscle strain can lead to an overall imbalance in the spinal structure. This
leads to a constant tension on the muscles, ligaments, bones, and discs, making
the back more prone to injury or reinjury.

The causes of low back pain tend to be
interrelated. For example, after straining muscles, you are likely to use your
back differently than usual. As other parts of your back work harder or move in
unaccustomed ways to make up for the injured muscles, they also become more
prone to injury.

The most common causes of low back pain are:

• Strain of muscles, ligaments, facet joints, the sacroiliac joints, or coccyx (coccygodynia). This can be the result
  of a sudden injury or overuse.
• Pressure on nerve roots in the spinal canal.
  Nerve root compression can be caused by:
  • A herniated disc, often brought on
    by repeated vibration or motion (as during machine use or sport activity, or
    when lifting improperly), or by a sudden heavy strain or increased pressure to
    the lower back.
  • Osteoarthritis (facet joint
    degeneration), which typically develops with age.
  • Spondylolysis
    and spondylolisthesis, vertebra defects that can allow a vertebra to slide
    over another when aggravated by certain activities.
  • Spinal
    stenosis, which typically develops with age.
  • Spinal deformities, including curvature problems such as
    scoliosis and kyphosis (unless
    severe, these rarely cause symptoms).
  • Compression fractures, more
    common among postmenopausal women with osteoporosis, or after long-term
    corticosteroid use. In a person with osteoporosis, even a small amount of force
    put on the spine, as from a sneeze, may cause a compression fracture.
• Fractures of the vertebrae caused by significant force
  (as from an auto or bicycle accident, a direct blow to the spine, or compressing
  the spine by falling onto the buttocks or head).

Less common spinal conditions that can cause low
back pain include:

• Ankylosing
  spondylitis.
• Bacterial
  infection.
• Spinal
  tumors.
• Paget’s
  disease.
• Scheuermann’s disease.

Other medical conditions that can cause low back
pain include:

• Pelvic
  inflammatory disease.
• Aortic aneurysm.
• Peptic
  ulcers.
• Gallbladder disease.
• Pancreatitis.

By Healthwise