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KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. (the late)



RONALD REAGAN: I forget.



KARAM SINGH WALIA (TV3 News caster): Seperti yang saudara
dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam2 melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja
melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah
pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan
ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam agar
menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan pantun
……… Ayam di jalan di lintaskan, Ayam di reban mati tak makan

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone
cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, "What the
heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"

BILL GATES: I have just
released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.

(then PM) MAHATHIR: You know, I
am tired of all this..’apa-nama’ chicken-chicken bisnes….the foreign
powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave
our chickens alone….. if they want to…’apa nama’ cross the road,
they should be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic
country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do…. as long as
they don’t threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the
government…and if they plan to do so…we won’t hesitate to use the
ISA… [Internally Secured Ayam)


ABDULLAH BADAWI: Ini semua adalah khabar angin
sahaja…jangan percaya khabar - khabar angin ini semua…biasalah ini
adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam - ayam
semua…jangan percaya..jangan percaya….

SAMY VELLU :
ayyooyoo…belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan,
itu ayam musti guna jembatan untuk lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu
ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan,beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat
lebbey banyak toll……..

COLONEL SANDERS:  I missed one?

BILL CLINTON : I’ve had so many chicks, I can’t remember…

ME : Ta’ei siao belaleh gak Uyak!